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shslkittycatlady:

zanareid:

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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I’m fuCkING SCREAMING

(via jackobeeem)

yukulele:

phithera:

so i worked out how to make GLADoS’s voice and

yeah

amazinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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iphanthony-kicks-my-stickz:

lucygoosey88:

johnlockinyourface:

theprettiestman:

benedictusantonius:

musingsaboutnothing:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

GANDALF THE GAY

For the fucking comments oh my GOD.

Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.

(Source: miilesluna, via asynchronoustiger)

jonjonathanjon:

makethingsforabeauty:

Damn

I am in tears.

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punkgoesbridget:

no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued

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sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

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you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

(Source: itwillallbeokaymydear, via ruinedchildhood)

larryandziam-infinitely:

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

I SANG THIS

(Source: dajo42, via providentialreality)

jellyworld:

*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello

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jackobeeem:

I hit 800 omg what

Congrats… *cough* Bitch! *cough*

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I have a hole where my heart should be, she thought.

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